Dear Losers,
I've been surprised at the overall lack of trash talking emails being sent this year, partly because Tyler and I didn't have internet until an hour ago. But now I realize it's that since I'm the Grand Master Winner of the Smith tourney, you are all too busy wiping away your tears at having lost to my supreme bracket to write any snarky emails. I know, that humble pie sure doesn't taste very good when the winner of the tourney (in case you forgot, that's ME) selected Michigan State to win it all. I assure you all, eventually with a lot of counseling, time, and baseball season, you may recover from this devastating loss.
Because I love you all and
deeply care about your emotional health, may I recommend reading this
article as you sort through these difficult feelings.
Better luck next year losers!
Love,
The NCAA Queen AKA Grand Master Winner of the Smith Tourney AKA Robyn :)
The NCAA Queen AKA Grand Master Winner of the Smith Tourney AKA Robyn :)
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